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Think Quotes by Jon Stewart
- Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you…
- I think the main thing that has to end is men's defensiveness.
- I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about.
- When my syndicated show got canceled, the next day I still knew how to write jokes. That was a huge revelation. Because at first you…
- I can't tell you how many times we'll run into a journalist and go, "Boy that's...I wish we could be saying that. That's exactly the…
- You may be asking yourself, 'Am I the right type of person to go to this rally?' The fact that you would even stop to…
- When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.
- I don't think marijuana should be illegal.
- Everybody talks about the entitlement generation. There is no time I'd rather live in than now, and there is no generation I would more entrust…
- Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you…
- I don't know why people think that somehow the First Amendment applies to network television. It doesn't. It's like the way free speech doesn't apply…
- I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it.…
- For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make…
- And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to…
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