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Things Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old kid. Anyway, those…
- I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't…
- It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.
- My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another…
- I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just…
- Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult…
- I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.
- I have a BB gun and a water gun in case things get hectic. I wouldnt put it past Kanye to run up on stage…
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