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They Got Quotes by Jack Handey
- It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto…
- I wonder if the polite thing to do is always the right thing to do. When I met the family from Japan, they all bowed.…
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- I was a terrible father. The most I ever did for my children was to teach them chess. At least they got… — David Bailey
- I'm always secretly the most pleased when a show just really, really looks good and when my camera guys are really happy… — Anthony Bourdain
- I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. — Charles Bukowski
- The terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States - and war is what they got. — George W. Bush
- In the early days of the video game business, everybody played. The question is, what happened? My theory - and I think… — Nolan Bushnell
- Those who came to the United States didn't realize they were white until they got here. They were told they were white.… — Cornel West
- Every country gets fired up to play us. They played well. I thought when it was 2-1 that we had some chances… — Dany Heatley
- Roses are red, violets are blue, they got ten, we only got two. — Gerry Cheevers
- Remember when you hear yourself saying one day that you don't have time anymore to read or listen to music or look… — Susan Sontag
- When you feel the world is against you or you give up hope, you look at your heroes and say, "They were… — John Leguizamo
- It may be a blessing in disguise...Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about… — Pat Robertson
- We had our unhappy moments but they got channelled into the kind of sadness that was necessary for singing a song about… — Tina Weymouth