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• They were beginning to burn churches. They were beginning to move beyond crosses... They burned churches because they understood that the Christian… — Ed King
• People kill what they fear. They burned, and drowned, and hanged those they saw as witches, the devil's servants: the wise women… — Neil Gaiman
• When I was a child and they burned me out of my home, I was frightened and I ran away. Eventually I… — Josephine Baker
• Germany is the place where when Hitler was the prime minister and supreme commander, he burned over six million Jews. This is… — Idi Amin
• Of thousands of others, nearer the centre of the explosion, there was no trace. They vanished. The theory in Hiroshima is that… — Wilfred Burchett
• I bet what happend was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then, that night, they burned the… — Jack Handey
• Out of 135 criminals, including robbers and rapists, 118 admitted that when they were children they burned, hanged and stabbed domestic animals. — George W. Bush
• Oh, Cathy! Oh, my life! how can I bear it?" was the first sentence he uttered, in a tone that did not… — Emily Bronte
• I..." He struggled to answer. "When everything was quiet, I went up to the corridor and the curtain in the livingroom was… — Markus Zusak
• Max lifted his head, with great sorrow and great astonishment. 'There were stars,' He said. 'They burned my eyes.’ ...from a Himmel… — Markus Zusak
• There were stars. They burned my eyes. — Markus Zusak
• The fact is that the British Museum had a complete specimen of a dodo in their collection up until the 18th century… — Adam Savage

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