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Then Quotes by Steven Wright
- If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
- My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
- I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.
- I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still what I am…
- It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke…
- Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I…
- I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I…
- I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art.…
- In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would…
- The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in…
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- Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. — Richard Armour
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- I mean I can do it when I'm very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be amusing. — Rowan Atkinson