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- For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
- Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and…
- Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't…
- I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.
- When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I…
- I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going…
- I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they…
- You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and…
- You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.
- I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a…
- Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took…
- The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.
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