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Them Quotes by Joan Rivers
- Learn what not to expect. Irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. Irish women get crappy rings. Baptist get the worst because they get the…
- And since we're all adults here, let's be brutally honest-most babies are not actually attractive. In fact, they're weird and freakish looking. A large percentage…
- A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.
- I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.
- I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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