"I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach……" — Joan Rivers
"I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them."
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers has 245 quotes on this site.
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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More Covers Quotes
This quote is filed under Covers Quotes,
one of 507 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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My first band, Kid Wicked, we did half covers and half originals.
— Sebastian Bach
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The uniform makes for brotherhood, since when universally adopted it covers up all differences of class and country.
— Robert Baden-Powell
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I just want to make music, I don't want people to talk about me. All I've ever wanted to do…
— Adele
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When we read a story, we inhabit it. The covers of the book are like a roof and four walls.…
— John Berger
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
— Ambrose Bierce
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I have a utilitarian approach to dressing; as long as I quite like it and it covers me up, I…
— Jo Brand
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Of emotions, of love, of breakup, of love and hate and death and dying, mama, apple pie, and the whole…
— Johnny Cash
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The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear…
— Chanakya
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Influence is to be measured, not by the extent of surface it covers, but by its kind.
— William Ellery Channing
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Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
— Margaret Cho
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Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the…
— Edwin Hubbel Chapin
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The Bible is the written word of God, and because it is written it is confined and limited by the…
— Aiden Wilson Tozer
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