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Tell You Quotes by Jon Stewart
- Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from last year, uh,…
- I'll tell you this: Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality. And the protections that we have, for religion -we protect religion- and…
- I can't tell you how many times we'll run into a journalist and go, "Boy that's...I wish we could be saying that. That's exactly the…
More Tell You Quotes
- What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them,… — Dave Attell
- I'd like to see the giant squid. Nobody has ever seen one. I could tell you people who have spent thousands and… — David Attenborough
- I hate to tell you this, but you will never actually go to a galaxy far, far away and encounter Darth Vader.… — Margaret Atwood
- Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are. — Alfred Austin
- I mean, MTV or the mainstream media can tell you one thing, but when there are 40,000 people in front of you,… — Sebastian Bach
- Let me tell you what the Tea Party stands for. It stands for the fact that we are taxed enough already. — Michele Bachmann
- Solitude is fine, but you need someone to tell you that solitude is fine. — Honore de Balzac
- They allow us to disrespect our Black woman. A lot of these things would be considered criminal if it were to be… — Afrika Bambaataa
- I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known. — Bob Barker
- I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I'll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know their team… — Charles Barkley
- I tell you the solemn truth, that the doctrine of the Trinity is not so difficult to accept for a working proposition… — Henry Adams
- Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have,… — Roseanne Barr