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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Popular Take It Easy quotes from across the collection:
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If you worry about making bogeys, it makes the game that much more difficult. You put more pressure on yourself without even…
— Sergio Garcia
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Will my enimies flee when they see me? Belive me, even thugz gotta learn to take it easy!
— Tupac Shakur
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Millions of people have tried meditation and dropped out of it because they took it very seriously. Religion has been thought to…
— Rajneesh
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Take it easy baby, take it as it comes - specialize in having fun!
— Jim Morrison
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Take it easy, and remember "Easy is Right."
— Rajneesh
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So long and take it easy, because if you start taking things seriously, it is the end of you.
— Jack Kerouac
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He who has a slight disadvantage plays more attentively, inventively and more boldly than his antagonist who either takes it easy or…
— Emanuel Lasker
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If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite, because this is the…
— Jack Handey
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It's not that I'm a Type-B personality. It's that I'm driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy.
— Robert Breault
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I see guys with, like, eyebrow art, and I wanna tell them, 'You don't have to go too crazy on your brows.…
— Ryan Reynolds
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The best advice is to take it easy, respect speed limits and do not try to make up time lost in the…
— Emma Caulfield
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Lighten up while you still can, don't even try to understand. Just find a place to make your stand, and take it…
— Jackson Browne
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