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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.
— Nicolas Chamfort
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The problem is not with the athletes, but with us. No matter how blatant the drug use may be, we don't stop…
— Peter Singer
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Court TV. I can't stop watching it. I am absolutely obsessed! If I'm not reading a book or spending time with my…
— Debra Messing
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I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.
— Andrew Dice Clay
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I can't stop watching 'Pan Am.' When I was growing up, my father worked as an engineer in Turkey, and we always…
— Gayle King
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I do what I've trained my whole life to do. I watch the ball. I keep my eye on the ball. I…
— Barry Lyga
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Your father abandoned us. (Zephyra) I know. You’ve told me that enough that it’s permanently seared into my brain. Still, he’s a…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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We must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox.
— Jon Stewart
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And didn't it always go like that--body parts not lining up the way you wanted them to, all of it a little…
— Meg Wolitzer
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I remember tap-dancing and singing in front of the TV when I was a kid, telling my dad to stop watching Ed…
— Andie MacDowell
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This is your life do wat you love, and do it often. if you don't like something, change it. if you don't…
— Amiea
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Stop watching out others properties, otherwise you will hate what's in your hands.
— Moulay Abdallah Boulaasair
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