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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I'll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know their team…
— Charles Barkley
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I know my serve stinks, but I was a pretty good tennis player.
— George H. W. Bush
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Because he stinks on the power play. He stinks. I don't know why. I wish I could put him on the power…
— John Tortorella
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
— Joan Rivers
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A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.
— Denis Waitley
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Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold…
— Rita Rudner
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A show is exhausting when it stinks. It's exhausting when you have to work overtime to make something work.
— Patti LuPone
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
— Karl Pilkington
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Life stinks, but that doesn't mean you don't enjoy it.
— Dustin Hoffman
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And what a congress of stinks!- Roots ripe as old bait, Pulpy stems, rank, silo-rich, Leaf mold, manure, lime, piled against slippery…
— Theodore Roethke
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I've changed my mind about it (DH) - instead of being bad, it stinks.
— Sparky Anderson
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Everything stinks until it's finished.
— Dr. Seuss
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