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Still Quotes by Steven Wright
- Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and…
- I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still what I am…
- Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.
- I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It's absolutely in conflict with…
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- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. — Mary Kay Ash
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- Sometimes I still can't believe my luck. — David Bailey
- I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came to the… — Dido Armstrong
- I just wish the world was twice as big and half of it was still unexplored. — David Attenborough
- As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've… — Roseanne Barr
- When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was a few… — Jo Brand