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Start Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey…
- Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet…
- Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made…
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