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• A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is when they break into your castle, make them… — Jack Handey
• The Elf and the Dormouse UNDER a toadstool crept a wee Elf, Out of the rain to shelter himself. Under the toadstool,… — Oliver Herford
• Who hath not seen thee oft amid thy store? Sometimes whoever seeks abroad may find Thee sitting careless on a granary floor,… — John Keats
• I've learned to look like I'm listening to long confusing plots of cartoons and comic books when I'm actually sound asleep or… — Patricia Heaton
• He was sound asleep, his long legs stretched out in front of him, the blessed fire blazing, an empty bottle of wine… — Anne Stuart
• She was sound asleep when he came to curl up next to her. She grunted. "Don't worry. I'm too drunk, I won't… — Anna Gavalda
• I must have been sound asleep if i missed all that shouting-Simon What shouting?-Derek you mean that Chole just told you she… — Kelley Armstrong
• If only I could fall sound asleep and wake up in my old reality! — Haruki Murakami
• Today, I had come out of my room and as soon as I reached the entrance of the living room, my brothers… — Naquitta Faith
• Self-awakening starts with catching yourself having been spiritually sound asleep. — Senoraroy

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