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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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The trace I leave to me means at once my death, to come or already come, and the hope that it will…
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If you want to know something, go elsewhere. If you want to un-know everything, then sit and listen.
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Don't ever let someone tell you that you can't do something. You got a dream, you gotta protect it. When people can't…
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It takes a lot more courage to let something go than it does to hang on to it, trying to make it…
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Just keep being true to yourself, if you're passionate about something go for it. Don't sacrifice anything, just have fun.
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The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it? Maybe Bob could. He was suddenly on top of the…
— Jack Handey
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If you want something, go get it. Period.
— Chris Gardner
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Not to decide is to decide. Letting something go until it 'decides itself' is Life by Default. You don't want to live…
— Neale Donald Walsch
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It's hard to watch something go on and be talking at the same time.
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You want something? Go get it.
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Where does peace arise? Peace arises whenever we let something go.
— Ajahn Chah
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You can't be great at everything, but you are world-class at something. Go. Figure out what that is. It's how you win.
— Josh Linkner
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