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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're…
— Jack Handey
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Celebrate your success and stand strong when adversity hits, for when the storm clouds come in, the eagles soar while the small…
— Napoleon Hill
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Turkeys, quails, and small birds, are here to be seen; but birds are not numerous in desart forests; they draw near to…
— William Bartram
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Jacob wrote that the true poet 'is like a man who is happy anywhere, in endless measure, if he is allowed to…
— Jacob Grimm
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Okay. I picked up a movie to watch tonight. You can watch it with me if you like. It's a chick movie.…
— Anne Bishop
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The thousands small birds of January in their smooth soaring cloud finding the trees.
— Naomi Shihab Nye
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The colours of insects and many smaller animals contribute to conceal them from the larger ones which prey upon them. Caterpillars which…
— Erasmus Darwin
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When the groundhog casts his shadow And the small birds sing And the pussywillows happen And the sun shines warm And when…
— Margaret Wise Brown
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Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle…
— Lilian Jackson Braun
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It is very difficult to fly with an eagle if you are working with small birds.
— Vikrant Parsai
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