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Small Quotes by George Carlin
- Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
- In high school, when I first heard of entropy, I was attracted to it immediately. They said that in nature all systems are breaking down,…
- The surgeon general warned today that saliva causes stomach cancer. But apparently only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.
- Pacifism is a nice idea but it can get you killed. We're not there yet. Evolution is slow, small pox is fast.
- There are ten thousand people in the United States in a persistent vegetative state. Just enough to start a small town. Think of them as…
- It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments…
- Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.
- I went through the usual stages: imp, rascal, scalawag, whippersnapper. And, of course, after that it's just a small step to full-blown sociopath.
- Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
- One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the…
More Small Quotes
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- The first time that you escape from home or the small town that you live in - there's a reason a small… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. — Neil Armstrong
- It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one… — Neil Armstrong
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- To suggest that God specifically created a worm to torture small African children is blasphemy as far as I can see. The… — David Attenborough
- Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. — Margaret Atwood
- As a species, we've somehow survived large and small ice ages, genetic bottlenecks, plagues, world wars and all manner of natural disasters,… — Diane Ackerman
- It is here, my daughters, that love is to be found - not hidden away in corners but in the midst of… — Teresa of Avila
- It is no small misfortune and disgrace that, through our own fault, we neither understand our nature nor our origin. — Teresa of Avila
- We cannot build a viable state with a country that is disintegrating into small pieces. — Mahmoud Abbas