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Jim Gaffigan has 99 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my…
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Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
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There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.
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Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
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Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
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Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
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Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
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Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at…
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Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it.…
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If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?
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You've only got to begin to do anything to find out how few honest, honourable people there are. Sometimes, when I can't…
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I'm supposed to be a christian, but most days I don't feel like I can even presume to say that about myself…
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I love sleep. I need sleep. We all do, of course. There are those people that don't need sleep. I think they're…
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When I wake up, I think about you.. When I sleep, I think about you.. These two thoughts have became a regular…
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Tryna stay away from beef, but shit is gettin deep, I aint restin right, its like I'm on layaway from sleep, I…
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I can't eat I can't sleep I think about love because is your life because personal how are things you few weeks…
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