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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Popular Skin Deep quotes from across the collection:
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Some guys say beauty is only skin deep. But when you walk into a party, you don't see somebody's brain. The initial…
— James Caan
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The gospel teaches us that true beauty is more than skin-deep. A young woman whose countenance is aglow with both happiness and…
— Lynn G. Robbins
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Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.
— Richard Armour
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Beauty is only skin deep; ugliness goes all the way through.
— Edward Abbey
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The other thing is that women my age know that looks are only skin deep. They don't matter. What matters is who…
— Marcia Hines
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Beauty is but skin deep, ugly to the bone. And when beauty fades away, ugly claims its own.
— Dorothy West
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All the beauty of the world, 'tis but skin deep.
— Ralph Venning
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If beauty is only skin deep, look really, really hard.
— Virginia Heffernan
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm sexy enough. When I walk into a singles bar with my "fashionable" shirt, "fashionable" slacks, and a…
— Jack Handey
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Like a Shakespearean sonnet that captures the very essence of love, or a painting that brings out the beauty of the human…
— Keith Devlin
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Beauty is only skin deep. I think what's really important is finding a balance of mind, body and spirit. Someone said to…
— Jennifer Lopez
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Beauty is more than skin deep.
— Charlize Theron
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