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Skin Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you're an ant, and you're walking along across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing…
- When I heard that trees grow a new 'ring' for each year they live, I thought, we humans are kind of like that: we grow…
- I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker…
- Sometimes I wonder if I'm sexy enough. When I walk into a singles bar with my "fashionable" shirt, "fashionable" slacks, and a big new rubber…
More Skin Quotes
- The colour of the skin is in no way connected with strength of the mind or intellectual powers. — Benjamin Banneker
- My whole life, I've wanted to feel comfortable in my skin. It's the most liberating thing in the world. — Drew Barrymore
- Language is a skin: I rub my language against the other. It is as if I had words instead of fingers, or… — Roland Barthes
- Let me go over this again on the reclaiming the civil rights movement. People of faith that believe that you have an… — Glenn Beck
- I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags on our… — Lake Bell
- Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin… — Robert Benchley
- I think I've evolved into someone pretty confident - in myself and in my skin. — Halle Berry
- Death consists, indeed, in a repeated process of unrobing, or unsheathing. The immortal part of man shakes off from itself, one after… — Annie Besant
- Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones. — Ambrose Bierce
- On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies,… — Erma Bombeck
- Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give… — Mel Brooks
- That's the ultimate goal of most turkey recipes: to create a great skin and stuffing to hide the fact that turkey meat,… — Alton Brown