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Shot Quotes by Jack Handey
- He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her.…
- I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not…
- The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much,…
- I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker…
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