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Shock Quotes by Jack Handey
- I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads that gave us a shock whenever we did something to disobey…
- Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in his pickup. Pretty soon, it was bouncing higher and higher.…
More Shock Quotes
- I didn't know I was going to live for 50 years. It has come as a shock. — David Bailey
- Most of us are about as eager to be changed as we were to be born, and go through our changes in… — James A. Baldwin
- I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd… — Scott Adams
- The thing that really struck me when I went to junior high was class. I grew up on a pretty poor street,… — Lynda Barry
- No experience is a cause of success or failure. We do not suffer from the shock of our experiences, so-called trauma -… — Alfred Adler
- Nothing but an imperious intellectual and moral necessity can drive into doubt a religious mind, for it is as though an earthquake… — Annie Besant
- That's the shock: All cliches are true. The years really do speed by. Life really is as short as they tell you… — David Bowie
- I like to shock people. — Jo Brand
- Disenchantment, whether it is a minor disappointment or a major shock, is the signal that things are moving into transition in our… — William Throsby Bridges
- In the 20th century, the United States endured two world wars and other traumatic and expensive military conflicts; the Depression; a dozen… — Warren Buffett
- I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less… — George W. Bush
- Books that change you, even later in life, give you a kind of electrical shock as the world takes a different shape. — A. S. Byatt