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Seven Quotes by W.C. Fields
- There are seven natural openings in the head and body. A lawyer is the only human being with eight. The extra one is a slot…
- There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
- Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else…
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