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- Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to…
- If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!
- Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.
- In the doggie dictionary, under "bow wow" it says, "See "arf arf.""
- Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking
- Things I wonder about the FBI's list of the "Ten Most Wanted" criminals: When they catch a guy and he comes off the list, does…
- If you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a month, and at…
- You don’t see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uterus’s, do you? No, you don’t see…
- Next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, 'The creature is regenerating itself.'
- The habits of liberals, their automatic language, their knee-jerk responses to certain issues, deserved the epithets the right wing stuck them with. I'd see how…
- If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?
- How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of…
- Nothing you see on the Internet is mine unless it comes from one of my albums, books, HBO specials, or appeared on my website.
- Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
- People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
- I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun.…
- A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of…
- Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us…
- People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they…
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