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Says Quotes by Steven Wright
- I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
- I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign…
- The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.
- I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I…
- If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
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