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Saying Sorry Quotes by Jack Handey
- To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can…
- I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns-regular sun and "rogue" sun. That way, when somebody asked me what time it was,…
More Saying Sorry Quotes
- The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. — Red Auerbach
- I ask for your forgiveness. I feel so miserable that it's difficult even to say sorry. — Unknown Author
- I don't care if you want to hunt, I don't care if you think it's your right. I say, sorry, you are… — Rosie O'Donnell
- I took it all for granted, I'm sorry to say. — Dorothy McGuire
- My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry. — Bruce Willis
- Forgiveness depends on the person. If he's saying sorry to make himself comfortable, then don't forgive him. If he's asking for forgiveness… — Kim Du-han
- There were so many things I have had to say sorry for that I wasn’t sorry about. — Miley Cyrus
- I would refuse to go to a homophobic heaven. No, I would say sorry, I mean I would much rather go to… — Desmond Tutu
- This nation is on a course where if we don't do something about it, get federal situation, the fiscal policy [under control],… — Judd Gregg
- I will not say sorry and be pardoned for doing a godly act. — Imelda Marcos
- Saying sorry doesn't mean there isn't guilt & forgiving doesn't mean that the pain is gone. — Harriet Morgan
- I brainwashed youngsters into doing wrong. I want to say sorry to children everywhere for selling out to people who make millions… — Unknown Author