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Say Sorry Quotes by Jack Handey
- To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can…
- I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns-regular sun and "rogue" sun. That way, when somebody asked me what time it was,…
More Say Sorry Quotes
- I ask for your forgiveness. I feel so miserable that it's difficult even to say sorry. — Unknown Author
- I don't care if you want to hunt, I don't care if you think it's your right. I say, sorry, you are… — Rosie O'Donnell
- My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry. — Bruce Willis
- There were so many things I have had to say sorry for that I wasn’t sorry about. — Miley Cyrus
- I would refuse to go to a homophobic heaven. No, I would say sorry, I mean I would much rather go to… — Desmond Tutu
- I will not say sorry and be pardoned for doing a godly act. — Imelda Marcos
- I brainwashed youngsters into doing wrong. I want to say sorry to children everywhere for selling out to people who make millions… — Unknown Author
- To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody… — Jack Handey
- I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns-regular sun and "rogue" sun. That way, when somebody asked me what… — Jack Handey
- I abstain from any kind of release for six weeks before a fight, no self-pleasure, nothing. Even in my dreams, I'll be… — David Haye
- Band-Aids don't fix bullet holes. You say sorry just for show. You live like that, you live with ghosts. — Taylor Swift
- Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not. — Michael O'Leary