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Say Quotes by Steven Wright
- Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and…
- They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.
- I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high,…
- The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in…
- When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow.…
- When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it…
- My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
- I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I…
- If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
- The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation…
- I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
More Say Quotes
- Throughout all of this confusion, I hope I somehow get to you. I practice all the things I'd say to tell you… — Superman
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- Being a honest n nice person is most difficult thing in this world. As nobody likes the company of a person that… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
- Cause I like you, but I know you don't know it. I like you soo much, I talk to everyone but you.… — Superman
- If I were an actor I could be someone, someone who'd always know the right things to say. But as soon as… — Superman
- Love changes everything. It changes what you feel and what you do. What would you say to me if I told you...… — Superman
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes