Santa Quotes

345 Santa quotes by 272 unique authors

I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa. — Maureen Johnson
Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus. — J R Ward
Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?! Who are YOU… — Bill Watterson
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. — Bil Keane
I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree gaiety to a… — Unknown Author
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. — Dennis Miller
The kindly God who lovingly fashioned each and every one of us and sprinkled the sky with shining stars for our delight - that God… — Daniel Dennett
Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to… — Unknown Author
Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list — Milton Berle
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else… — W.C. Fields
Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and you don't care,… — Lewis Black
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe… — Arlo Guthrie
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist. — Francis Pharcellus Church
The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus. — Pat Boone
Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus. — Francis Pharcellus Church
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. — Bob Phillips
A true bubble is when something is overvalued and intensely believed. Education may be the only thing people still believe in in the United States.… — Peter Thiel
I have to at least get a couple weekends in where I can just be on Santa Monica beach or Malibu and just ride the… — Jake T. Austin
I believed in Santa Claus until I was 12! — Danielle de Niese
Surprisingly, the Eisenhower Memorial design contains almost none of the known Gehry-box of tricks. His giant etched chain-link curtain, first applied in 1979 to hide… — Leon Krier
I was born and raised in Santa Cruz, California, and the whole lifestyle revolves around the beach. My parents met surfing, and the beach was… — Marisa Miller
I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out. — Christian Bale
I was a trial lawyer. At the same time, I was a teacher. I taught about the political and social content of film for American… — Ben Stein
Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets… — Kyle Dunnigan
When I was 18 at the Santa Ana River Jetty is where I put my first board in the water that I ever got from… — Dick Dale

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