Santa Quotes

345 Santa quotes by 272 unique authors

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Children are grateful when Santa Claus puts in their stockings gifts of toys or sweets. Could I not be grateful to Santa Claus when he… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Have you ever wanted to put on a Santa suit?" "I have always wanted to do that," said Carter gravely. — Richelle Mead
Please stop," I said. "You're upsetting the black Santas. — John Green
Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year. — Tim Burton
I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa. — Maureen Johnson
Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus. — J R Ward
Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?! Who are YOU… — Bill Watterson
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. — Bil Keane
I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree gaiety to a… — Unknown Author
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. — Dennis Miller
The kindly God who lovingly fashioned each and every one of us and sprinkled the sky with shining stars for our delight - that God… — Daniel Dennett
Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to… — Unknown Author
Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list — Milton Berle
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else… — W.C. Fields
Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and you don't care,… — Lewis Black
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe… — Arlo Guthrie
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist. — Francis Pharcellus Church
The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus. — Pat Boone
Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus. — Francis Pharcellus Church

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272 authors contributed a total of 345 Santa Quotes, led by these top contributors: