Santa Quotes

345 Santa quotes by 272 unique authors

Going to a museum. I love it. I think the last exhibit I saw was two years ago, here, in Santa Monica. So yeah, it… — Marion Cotillard
When I was a kid, I used to be afraid of Santa Claus. Now it's he who is afraid of me. — Jean-Paul Malfatti
They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart. — Unknown Author
Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? -Sally — Charlie Brown Christmas
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. — John Andrew Holmes
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas! — Hussein Nishah
That awkward moment when you realize Santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom. — Sharon
Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for christmas...I woke up in a box. — Aly Johnson
Dear Santa, I've been good all year.. Okay maybe most of the time...Alright, maybe sometimes.. You know what? Fuck it, I'll get my own present. — Icy Fresh Ninja
Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine... happily they drink and left next day headline… — A Josland
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa : Cant… — Azgraybebly Joslan
Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic. Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus. P: HOHOHO! S: Stop it! You're scaring… — Spongebob
Mom: Stop lying to me! Me:Tooth fairy, easter bunny and santa *walks away like a boss* — Brookie
The four stages of life... You believe in Santa Claus, You don't believe in Santa Claus, You are Santa Claus, You look like Santa Claus.... — Ritu Ghatourey
Omg what has this world come too? — Tamika-leeigh
Santa Khudkushi par speech — Gyanendra
Santa banta — Gyanendra
Last year asked santa for the sexiest person on earth..woke up in a box — Tamika-leeigh
You better watch out, you better not cry you better not pout I'm telling you why, Santa Clause is stalking you now. He stalks you… — Unknown Author
*Engineesing student* Question: Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color ?? (15 marks) . . Ans: AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder, . Oxygen is a gas, .… — Melchor Lim

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