Santa Quotes

345 Santa quotes by 272 unique authors

And hip hop was like santa claus cuz nobody believe no more — J. Cole
Christmas isnt about the presents, it is about coming together and celebrating the birth of Santa. — Bart Simpson
You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. — Robert Paul
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. — Shirley Temple
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. — Victor Borge
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JUDGEMENT-you are not God, Jesus, Allah, my mother, nor my father, Mother Theresa, the Pope, or even freaking Santa Claus.... — Unknown Author
I never believed in Santa because I no white guy would come into my hood after dark. — 2pac
Thank you for not pressing charges for having your kids sit on my lap, and not charging me for the lap dances from the ladies.… — RevWingman
Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the year and so… — Unknown Author
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa. — Bart Simpson
Staying up all night so I can catch santa and give him the hands for not getting me what I wanted last year. — Unknown Author
Dear Santa, I know why you're so jolly. You know where all the bad girls live! — GuyCodes
The reason santa is always so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live — Unknown Author
Dear Santa, How Is It That The Bad Bitches Still Get Rewarded? — Unknown Author
Once I played Santa Claus for my nieces and nephews. I did the whole 'HO-HO-HO' thing. It was good fun! — Hayden Christensen
The Senate is doing its first-ever Secret Santa gift exchange this year. Yeah, theres a $10 spending limit, but they plan to go $14 trillion… — Jimmy Fallon
Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower childrens expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, its weird when you ask Santa for… — Jimmy Fallon
For me personally, I am small town girlI grew up in canyon country, California before it became Santa Clarita, back when it had tarantulas and… — Meagan Good
Whoever invented Santa-Banta jokes shouLd be rewarded wit a 9mm buLlet in his ass — SARkARR
I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy' on a chalkboard… — Stacy Keibler
Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films. — Bill Brasky
One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as… — Bill Brasky
Elvis helps Santa Clause make toys. — Honey Boo Boo Child
I was a freshman at UC Santa Cruz, really poor and restless to see the world. I used to sit in my dorm room, thinking… — Rebecca Romijn

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