"Department store Santas are apparently being trained to……" — Jimmy Fallon
"Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower childrens expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, its weird when you ask Santa for a train set and hes like, Yeah, how bout a bus token?"
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118 Quotes by Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon has 118 quotes on this site.
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Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, 'Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why…
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Listening is more important than talking.
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God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd.
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When you have a baby, sleep is not an option. You can't sleep. Even on vacation, you wake up at…
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...Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me.
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I didn't think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby.…
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I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm…
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In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares…
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Live your life by doing activities that are beneficial
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Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will…
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There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family.
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It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.
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In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act…
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Apparently, I get facials and manicures all the time. I read this and think, 'Oh, I wish I did that!'…
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I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a bit more socially acceptable over…
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Men long for an afterlife in which there apparently is nothing to do but delight in heaven's wonders.
— Louis D. Brandeis
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Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
— Joe Bob Briggs
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Body language is a very powerful tool. We had body language before we had speech, and apparently, 80% of what…
— Deborah Bull
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Apparently there are some Democratic leaders in the Senate that are running for office who now believe in tax cuts.
— Jeb Bush
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I had written the script for Juno and apparently Steven Spielberg had read it. I can't just call him Steven,…
— Diablo Cody
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Apparently, union bosses are so distraught about declining enrollments they will stoop to exploiting illegal workers. There is no doubt…
— Lamar S. Smith
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The Silurian Period-the grandest of all the Periods,-and, as yet, apparently the seed-time of all succeeding life.
— Unknown Author
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According to the teaching of our Lord, what is wrong with the world is precisely that it does not believe…
— John Baillie
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Once you make the unequivocal internal commitment to do something - when you absolutely know this is the time and…
— Sarah Susanka
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