Santas Quotes
9 quotes by 6 authors
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It is not my fault that my parents own the world's largest collection of black Santas.
— John Green
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Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.
— Milton Berle
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Radar threw his books into his locker and shut it. Then the din of conversation around us quieted just a bit as he turned his…
— John Green
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You just gotta tell her, man,’ I said. ‘You just gotta say, “Angela, I really like you, but there’s something you need to know: when…
— John Green
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Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas. He is playing a dangerous game.
— David Sedaris
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When I talked to him earlier, he said he had to work tonight,†Peter explained, “but that we should go ahead and draw for him. 
— Richelle Mead
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Please stop," I said. "You're upsetting the black Santas.
— John Green
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As I stroll down the same streets so many like me once before were killed on. Steady Mobbin. Thinkin bout the black panthers and the…
— Lupe Fiasco
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Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower childrens expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, its weird when you ask Santa for…
— Jimmy Fallon
Who Wrote These Santas Quotes
6 authors contributed a total of 9 Santas Quotes as follows: