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• It is not my fault that my parents own the world's largest collection of black Santas. — John Green
• Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less. — Milton Berle
• Radar threw his books into his locker and shut it. Then the din of conversation around us quieted just a bit as… — John Green
• You just gotta tell her, man,’ I said. ‘You just gotta say, “Angela, I really like you, but there’s something you need… — John Green
• Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas. He is playing a dangerous game. — David Sedaris
• When I talked to him earlier, he said he had to work tonight,” Peter explained, “but that we should go ahead and… — Richelle Mead
• Please stop," I said. "You're upsetting the black Santas. — John Green
• As I stroll down the same streets so many like me once before were killed on. Steady Mobbin. Thinkin bout the black… — Lupe Fiasco
• Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower childrens expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, its weird when you… — Jimmy Fallon

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