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Thank You Quotes by Jimmy Fallon
- Thank you 'adults who wear back packs' for letting me know that I don't have to take you seriously
- Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you really mean: 'Wow, you're really ugly in person.'
- Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.'
- Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.
- Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.
- Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot.
- Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare,…
- Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something…
- Thank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on TV. You will…
- Thank you... adjustable baseball caps with no logo on the front and mesh netting in the back, for being a great way to say, 'Hi,…
- Thank you... Apple, for adding a camera to the iPod Nano. Now it's just like the iPhone except it can't make calls. So basically, it's…
- Thank you... preseason football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering. I appreciate it.…
- Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.
More Thank You Quotes
- Everyone wants to be appreciated, so if you appreciate someone, don't keep it a secret. — Mary Kay Ash
- Thank you for life, and all the little ups and downs that make it worth living. — Travis Barker
- Kindness is always fashionable. — Amelia Barr
- Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. — James M. Barrie
- Joy is the simplest form of gratitude. — Karl Barth
- On the recollection of so many and great favours and blessings, I now, with a high sense of gratitude, presume to offer… — William Bartram
- Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow. — Melody Beattie
- I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary. — Yogi Berra
- Blessed are those who give without remembering and take without forgetting. — Elizabeth Bibesco
- Thank you so much for supporting me from the day I stepped foot into the music industry. It really means something to… — Mary J. Blige
- You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife. — Tony Blair
- I'd like to say to all my fans out there, thanks for the support. And to all my doubters, thank you very… — Usain Bolt