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You Quotes by Jimmy Fallon
- You only think of the best comeback when you leave.
- If people want to see you, they'll find you. If they don't see you on TV, they'll find you on the Internet.
- There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not smart…
- If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They…
- The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.
- Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.
- My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes…
- We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't…
- 'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it.
- I honestly, purposely have not gone to therapy because I know some crazy stuff's going to be dragged up and, you know, I'll be like,…
- I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.
- Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are…
- Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you really mean: 'Wow, you're really ugly in person.'
- Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.'
- Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.
- Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.
- Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot.
- I can watch an episode of Jerry Seinfeld, and by the end, I'm just walking around my house, you know, talking like Jerry Seinfeld. 'What…
- I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'm just tired of the snarky right now.…
- Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare,…
- Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something…
- Thank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on TV. You will…
- Thank you... adjustable baseball caps with no logo on the front and mesh netting in the back, for being a great way to say, 'Hi,…
- Thank you... Apple, for adding a camera to the iPod Nano. Now it's just like the iPhone except it can't make calls. So basically, it's…
- Thank you... preseason football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering. I appreciate it.…
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- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you're able to hit… — Alexis Arguello
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- Haiti, Haiti, the further I am from you, the less I breathe. Haiti, I love you, and I will love you always.… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress and to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide