Santa Quotes

345 Santa quotes by 272 unique authors

You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more… — Charles M. Schulz
If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold and see if he… — Lewis Black
Because I am still a little girl who believes in Santa and the tooth fairy and you. — Laurie Halse Anderson
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt. — Charles M. Schulz
There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for the holidays. When… — Laurie Halse Anderson
As a young child I had Santa and Jesus all mixed up. I could identify Coke or Pepsi with just one sip, but I could… — Augusten Burroughs
I love it here in Boston and I love studying medicine. But itâ€™s not home. Dublin is home. Being back with you felt like home.… — Cecelia Ahern
My mouth gaped and I think I might have whimpered. The Norns had obliterated him completelyâ€”a creature theyâ€™d known for centuriesâ€”because of me. It was… — Kevin Hearne
When I talked to him earlier, he said he had to work tonight,â€ Peter explained, â€œbut that we should go ahead and draw for him.â€… — Richelle Mead
I'm a licensed private investigator and have been for quite a while. I'm a lone wolf, unmarried, getting middle-aged, and not rich. I've been in… — Raymond Chandler
It is curious that people tend to regard government as a quasi-divine, selfless, Santa Claus organization. Government was constructed neither for ability nor for the… — Murray Rothbard
Jesus is Santa Claus for Adults — Christopher Hitchens
So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear. — Jeff Kinney
I wanted to ask a thousand questions, but there was no one to ask. Besides I knew that people only told lies to children-lies about… — Marilyn Monroe
But chiefly, no lies! No lies about there being a Santa Claus or about the world being full of noble and honorable people all eager… — Marilyn Monroe
Basher shook his head. "No, we climbed in through a ground-floor guest bedroom all ninja-like. Snuck up the back stairs." "Then you might be the… — Jonathan Maberry
Santa Claus has already been here and everything. Want to see what he brought for you?" "Is it a big present?" "Very big." "With a… — Tina St. John
Gradually the awful truth dawns on you: that Santa Claus was just the tip of the iceberg - that your future will not be the… — Paul Murray
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't… — Andy Rooney
Being a lifetime wife and mother has afforded me the luxury of having multiple careers: I've been a teacher. A chauffeur. A chef. An interior… — Terry McMillan

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