Santa Quotes

345 Santa quotes by 272 unique authors

I just discovered the Santa Monica flea market, every Sunday. I go weekly. There's a lot of interesting things there. — April Bowlby
I was born in Santa Monica but brought up abroad so I don't use English much. — Geraldine Chaplin
I live in Santa Cruz. I moved here in 1974 and couldn't leave. — Ellen Bass
I was born in Orange County - in Santa Ana. My dad is from California. I was raised on the East Coast. My first two… — Michael B. Jordan
Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to do it, but… — Floyd Landis
I usually like to throw on some flip flops and go to a really nice lunch in Venice, or Santa Monica, or stay in and… — Ben Savage
Santa Fe is a great place which people don't get there often, but it's like a unique place. — Mick Ralphs
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. — Linda Sunshine
Many practitioners think there is some giant balance scale, where someone is keeping track, like Santa Claus, and that will determine your allotment of presents.… — Frederick Lenz
Guys who dress up like Santa Claus, see, and give presents away do it because when they was young they must have did something bad… — George Seaton
For the art-historically informed, no art has truly shocked since November 19, 1971, when Chris Burden had himself shot in the arm by a friend,… — Mark Kostabi
"The only reason some of us are not exiled or thrown into prison is simply because we do not preach as fervently and as sternly… — Oliver B. Greene
... Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.… — Dave Barry
When I was out for the Christmas Holidays in school, I would go skiing up to the mountains and there they had Santa on a… — William Shatner
The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it. — Patti Page
HOLLY KING is a symbol of the waning forces of Nature... The Holly King is depicted as an old man in winter garb. His head… — Raven Grimassi
Heavy role in the movies that I've done that I have loved and fit my soul; A Simple Plan, Monster's Ball, Sling Blade, One False… — Billy Bob Thornton
Famously sunny Los Angeles has long been known as the homeless capital of America, from beachy communities like Santa Monica and Venice to Skid Row… — John Carlos Frey
I live in Santa Barbara. My wife's American, and she lived in England for 11 years and then told me she'd had enough. — Martin Gore
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. — Dick Gregory

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272 authors contributed a total of 345 Santa Quotes, led by these top contributors: