Santa Quotes

345 Santa quotes by 272 unique authors

When I was a freshman in high school, I got a letterman jacket, which you'd think would be great stock. The jacket had the big… — Carson Daly
The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present. — Unknown Author
Spirit and soul is horseshit of the worst sort. Obviously there are no fairies, no Santa Clauses, no spirits. What there is, is human goals… — Albert Ellis
In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins? — Rush Limbaugh
I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9. — Thom Yorke
Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus. — Jim Lovell
Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane! — Gene Autry
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought… — Unknown Author
For me growing up, Christmas time was always the most fantastic, exciting time of year, and you'd stay up until three in the morning. You'd… — Chris Pine
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! — Francis Pharcellus Church
If we talk about the environment, for example, we have to talk about environmental racism - about the fact that kids in South Central Los… — Danny Glover
Once you become an actor, it's important to take care of yourself. I live in Santa Monica, where I can mountain bike, hike and go… — Mark Feuerstein
When I graduated from Santa Monica High in 1927, I was voted the girl most likely to succeed. I didn't realize it would take so… — Gloria Stuart
"Our first conversation was on the phone. I was in the bathtub, and I had to tell him that I was in the bathtub because… — Jennifer Lawrence
Kids believe in Santa; adults believe in childhood. — Cate Kennedy
It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus â€” but it is still a profoundly morbid… — Hunter S. Thompson
Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. — Matt Groening
Sunday morning in America is the greatest hour of idolatry in the whole week. Why? Because most people who are even worshiping God, are worshiping… — Paul Washer
If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. — Ted Strickland
One of the saddest days of my life was when my mother told me Superman did not exist. I was a comic book reader. I… — Geoffrey Canada

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