Santa Quotes

345 Santa quotes by 272 unique authors

Each story, good and bad, short or long-from that trip to the mall when you saw Santa, to a long, bad illness-they are all a… — Deb Caletti
This is, first and last, the real value of Christmas; in so far as the mythology remains at all it is a kind of happy… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Santa cAme early this year! good things come to those who wait! â¤ #rebelheart — Madonna Ciccone
Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig. — Neil deGrasse Tyson
Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December… — Roy Blount, Jr.
Santa Barbara people are conservative-not like in L.A., where everybody wears rhinestones on their glasses to show that they own an airplane factory. — S. J. Perelman
I founded Atari in my garage in Santa Clara while at Stanford. When I was in school, I took a lot of business classes. I… — Nolan Bushnell
I joined the board of the Santa Fe Institute. — Esther Dyson
I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus. — Joe Nichols
We have confused God with Santa Claus. And we believe that prayer means making a list of everything you don't have but want and trying… — Harold S. Kushner
Let me tell you something. As we were walking around in the store, Marilyn and I were just really impressed by all the novelties and… — Dan Quayle
I had this grand idea that Elvira's kind of the Santa Claus of Halloween - at the malls, you'd have an Elvira there. Girls would… — Cassandra Peterson
I don't trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit. I am afraid that if I went back there, it's possible that I could… — Randy Quaid
I wanted to be a marine biologist my whole life until I graduated high school. And even now, I'm still like, 'Maybe I'll just quit… — Cobie Smulders
Happiness does not come from external things as we're really taught as children. It doesn't come from Santa Claus. Happiness is from within your mind.… — Frederick Lenz
The only school that let me in was U.C. Santa Cruz, which is where I went. They didn't have a journalism program, so I took… — David Talbot
The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa Claus who merely… — Criss Jami
Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less. — Milton Berle
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide. — Milton Berle
Hot, dry katabatic winds, like the south foehn in Europe, the sharav in the Middle East, and the Santa Ana of Southern California, are all… — Tim Cahill

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