Santa Quotes

345 Santa quotes by 272 unique authors

We're going to start with the injury report, obviously. Manning, Clark, Addai, Reggie Wayne, Freeney, Mathis, Brackett - all those guys will not play. Oh,… — Rex Ryan
I stand with the Santa Barbara News-Press. How about you? — Michelle Malkin
I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer. — Nicki Minaj
I keep 3 hos but don't call me Santa And I'm and I'm flyer than reindeers in winter — Nicki Minaj
From the baking aisle to the post office line to the wrapping paper bin in the attic, women populate every dark corner of Christmas. Who… — Rachel Held Evans
Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it. — Emma Watson
Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you're helping Santa Claus. To me, that's what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa… — Louis Sachar
When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa. — Jon Stewart
When I walk up the piazza of Santa Croce I feel as if it were not a Florentine nor an European church but a church… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood. — Jack Handey
If I ever saw magic on television I would say: 'I want that. That's what I want from Santa Claus'. So the cupboard in my… — Colin Morgan
I keep three hoes, But don't'call me Santa — Nicki Minaj
Growing up, Santa Claus would cover the presents with a white blanket, so when we'd wake up Christmas morning, we had to wait for my… — Martina McBride
Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa. — Jim Jefferies
No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all of my nieces… — Dolly Parton
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. — Jerry Lawler
Jesus was a white man, too. Its like we have, hes a historical figure thats a verifiable fact, as is Santa, I just want kids… — Megyn Kelly
For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus. — Rickie Lee Jones
The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus, — Jude Wanniski
The Santa myth is one of the most effective means ever devised for intimidating children, eroding their self- esteem, twisting their behavior, warping their values,… — Tom Flynn

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