"If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would……" — Ted Strickland
"If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves."
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12 Quotes by Ted Strickland
Ted Strickland has 12 quotes on this site.
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Barack Obama is betting on the American worker.
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The connection between education and a healthy economy is critical.
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I want to talk about jobs and health care and pension security and what we're going to do to stop…
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In Matthew, chapter 6, verse 21, the scriptures teach us that where your treasure is, there will your heart be…
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You know, it was once said of the first George Bush that he was born on third base and thought…
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Before Barack Obama took office, it looked like that pride could have vanished forever, but today, from the staggering depths…
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Barack Obama is an economic patriot.
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But all over Ohio - all over America - men and women are going back to work with the pride…
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Our nation was built by pioneers - pioneers who accepted untold risks in pursuit of freedom, not by pioneers seeking…
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Quite frankly, Barack Obama knows what it's like to pay a mortgage and student loans. He knows what it's like…
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The auto industry is standing today. The middle class is standing today. Ohio is standing today. America is standing strong…
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More Claus Quotes
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one of 153 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about…
— Karen Armstrong
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
— Victor Borge
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I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the…
— Julie Burchill
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Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
— Samuel Butler
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He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and…
— Jimmy Cannon
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy…
— W.C. Fields
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You remember when you were a kid growing up, and believed in Santa Claus? There's not much difference between Santa…
— Bobby Knight
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A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty.
— William Feather
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God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.
— H. L. Mencken
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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a…
— Jack Handey
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No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa…
— Al Smith
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One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was…
— Dennis Franz
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