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Roommate Quotes by Steven Wright
- My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
- Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I…
- My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
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