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Road Quotes by Jack Handey
- To me, there's no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead on a gravel road, and maybe there's a globe lying next…
- Isn't it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the next minute you're just driving real fast, swerving back and forth…
- Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in his pickup. Pretty soon, it was bouncing higher and higher.…
More Road Quotes
- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in… — Aristophanes
- Portland, Oregon won't build a mile of road without a mile of bike path. You can commute there, even with that weather,… — Lance Armstrong
- I try to live my life where I end up at a point where I have no regrets. So I try to… — Darren Aronofsky
- I'd rather have huge success and huge failures than travel in the middle of the road. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long… — Douglas Adams
- Once in a while, I'll slip and get off my vegan diet and have egg whites in the morning, that's a good… — Travis Barker
- I don't know anybody's road who's been paved perfectly for them, there are no manuals, you don't know what life has in… — Drew Barrymore
- There's a hunger and a fervor that I have, but there's no person I'm going to push to the side to get… — Drew Barrymore
- The road to recovery is to stimulate small business and innovation by reducing taxation, regulation, and litigation. — Sandy Adams
- Poetry and progress are like two ambitious men who hate one another with an instinctive hatred, and when they meet upon the… — Charles Baudelaire
- The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. — L. Frank Baum