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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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I want every American to be free to stand up for his rights, even if sometimes he has to sit down for…
— John F. Kennedy
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Education should train the child to use his brains, to make for himself a place in the world and maintain his rights…
— Helen Keller
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The loss of love is the loss of all rights, even though one had them all.
— Albert Camus
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Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are,…
— Jack Handey
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It is in the American tradition to stand up for one's rights--even if the new way to stand up for one's rights…
— John F. Kennedy
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The best things in life Come with a price The star that burned so bright faded the fastest You'll always feel it's…
— BvB
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Up until, really, Roosevelt, African-Americans largely voted ninety per cent Republican. That was the political origins, that's what their political voice was…
— Michael Steele
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You cannot afford to hire an attorney at $200 to $300 an hour to fight over your $12,000 car and have to…
— Vince Megna
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