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Really Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going on with celebrities.…
- People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should…
- I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't…
- It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.
- We got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality. Just a bunch of space filler, nothing to really wow you. It…
- I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.
- The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue…
- It looks like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are 'taking a break.' Their engagement is off, and Heidi is going back to Colorado. This is…
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