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Ready Quotes by Jack Handey
- If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would get…
- Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of life, because we're not ready. But maybe they'll change their tune…
- Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't…
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