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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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I've only read fiction, so I don't know anything actual
— Anna Torv
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Marta said I don't seem to like to read fiction very much. "I guess you're not an 'afictionado'," she said. Poor Marta.…
— Jack Handey
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People read fiction... to learn something about how to live their lives.
— Ronald Sukenick
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On the plane, I like to read fiction set in the location I'm going to. Fiction is in many ways more useful…
— Anthony Bourdain
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I don't read fiction at all.
— Brent Spiner
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I don't always want to read serious fiction. But when I read fiction that's not serious, I don't want to read brain…
— Dorothea Benton Frank
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Also, most people read fiction as an escape - and I wonder whether my books aren't a bit too grounded in reality…
— Alex Berenson
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When it comes to memoir, we want to catch the author in a lie. When we read fiction, we want to catch…
— Tayari Jones
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I tend to mostly take the day off from working on Sundays, but I do spend some time reading. Mostly what I'm…
— Karen Thompson Walker
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I learned to write fiction the way I learned to read fiction - by skipping the parts that bored me.
— Jonathan Lethem
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I do read a lot, and I think in recent years the ratio between the amount of non-fiction and fiction has tipped…
— Daniel Tammet
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I know there are people who don't read fiction at all, and I find it hard to understand how they can bear…
— Diane Setterfield
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